I recently received e-mail from someone who found no humor and was possibly insulted by my WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN page. That certainly was not my intent when I put up that page. I have been happily married for 16 years to a wonderful man, have a loving family and critters I absolutely adore. Still, there were days I might have been tempted to trade them all in for a cold Pepsi, a bag of peanuts and 5 minutes of peace and quiet if it had not been for our strong belief that a good sense of humor and an occasional hug make the world go round. So, to prove I can take it as well as dish it out, I decided to put this page up. This is for you Michaeal!
1. Dogs don't care if you mow the lawn or not.
2. Dogs don't run up outrageous phone bills talking to friends and relatives for hours.
3. Dogs don't get upset if you don't want to watch a LIFETIME movie.
4. Dogs don't use all the hot water taking hour long showers.
5. Dogs don't have an expensive Avon habit to support.
6. Dogs don't get upset when you refer to them as a bitch, at least not the female ones.(submitted by Greg. THANKS!)
7. Dogs don't care if you ball your socks up and leave them under the couch.
8. Dogs don't get upset if you forget their birthday.
9. Dogs don't care if your favorite lounging jeans have a hole in the knee.
10. Dogs don't care if you prefer pizza over pot roast if you give them a bite too.
11. Dogs don't expect you to remember the name of every one of their friends.
12. Dogs don't care if you leave the toilet seat up or down.
13. Dogs don't care how much sports you watch on TV as long as they can be near you.
14. Dogs don't care if you have bowling leagues 3 nights per week, well maybe a little, but they forgive you as soon as you get home.
15. Dogs aren't afraid of breaking a nail.
16. Dogs don't take hours to get ready to go to dinner.
17. Dogs don't care if you have razor stubble.
18. A dog license is cheaper than a marriage license.
19. You don't have to put up with your dog's relatives if you don't like them.
20. Dog toys are not as expensive as computers.
21. Dogs don't get PMS.(submitted by a female friend, Hedra. THANKS!)
22. Dogs will wait for you out side a pub. And if you come out drunk....they love you anyway. (submitted by Ross...THANX!)
23. Dogs don't care how many other dogs you had before them. (submitted by Joseph, thanx Joseph!)
24. Dogs dont require dinner and a movie before sleeping w/ u. (submitted by Jeff, thanx Jeff!)
25. Dogs don't care to carry on a conversation with you. (Submitted by Sandy, thanx Sandy!)
These next 15 submitted by Lev...Thanks Lev, these are GREAT!
26. Dogs don't want babies.
27. Dogs don't expect you to carry their purchases when you go shopping with them. Better: they do not make purchases.
28. Dogs don't need three days to pack before going on a week-end trip.
29. Dogs don't need you to explain to everybody the nature of your relationship with them.
30. Dogs don't want to be introduced to your parents.
31. Dogs don't try to insinuate how better their friends' owners are.
32. Dog don't care about etiquette and table manners.
33. Dogs don't need to have you 24 h at their bedside when they are sick.
34. Dogs are inexpensive to care for.
35. Dogs are not fussy about food.
36. Dogs are always happy to go out wherever and whenever you want to go.
37. Dogs only need to go to the bathroom a few times per day. They can relieve themselves on the side of the road while travelling.
38. Dogs like to live in a smelly place.
39. Dogs don't care how much you earn.
40. Dogs don't think that living with you gives them the right to use your shaver on their legs.
41. Dogs are are better at keeping you company than people because they wont tell you that they are busy....sent in by: Otto
42. Dogs are better than women because dogs don't become fat beyond your control. *grin* - (This is another one from Jeff...thanks Jeff....Hey, I've seen a fair share of over weight men too! :-)
43. The later you are getting home, the happier they are to see you
44. If you smell like another dog, they just think it is interesting
44. If they find you with another dog they will just play with both of you...the last three were compliments of "Joe".
45. Dogs don't mind if you sell their kids. . (This one from Scott, Thanks!)
• Dogs will celebrate any holiday if treats are involved • Dogs aren't threatened or impressed by your salary or title • Dogs don’t see you as raw material. • Dogs don’t consider salad a meal • Dogs don’t get phone calls at 3 a.m. • Dogs don’t tell boring stories about their friends • Dogs won’t throw away your old stuff • Dogs won’t lock you out of any room • Dogs won’t slap you for a sarcastic remark • Dogs won’t ask you if you will get another dog when they die. (And if they did, you could answer truthfully.) • You can have more than one dog at a time • Many dogs actually get better looking as they age • Dogs never look for faults • Dogs won’t ask if “this collar makes me look fat”. • You never have to find a job for a dog’s brother • You can’t embarass a dog • Dogs will help you meet other people • Dogs don't ask you to stop and pick up the dry cleaning • Dogs like it when you act silly in public • Dogs don't care what Oprah says • Dogs don't ”forget” to take the pill • Dogs only act pathetic when you have food • Dogs won't run up your credit cards THE ABOVE SUBMITTED BY "LANCE". Thanks Lance!
- Dogs won’t call you “perverted” if you want to put a spiked collar on them. - Dogs find it interesting if you leave smelly socks or underwear laying around. - Dogs never expect flowers. - Dogs don’t care if you are sharing a meal from a cheap restaurant or an expensive one, just that you ARE sharing. - Dogs don’t care if there is lipstick on your collar…or theirs. the above submitted by Bob Singer "Thanks Bob! It's been a while since I've worked on the site and you made me smile...I needed that!"
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